Thousands of Iranians take to the streets again today to protest hard liner and election stealer Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Meanwhile Iranian Americans protest in L.A. and Washington, D.C.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton falls and breaks her right elbow; her other elbow claims it should be next in line for the job.

Gays are pissed (and rightly so) with Obama's half-ass federal employee benefits plan.

Lawmakers think that Obama's financial overhaul plan is kind of half-assy, too.

North Korea
may fire a long range missile at Hawaii in early July. (Quick! Check Travelocity for what I suspect will be some verrrry good deals!)

PETA complains about Obama swatting a fly. OMG! I TOTALLY PREDICTED THAT! (Granted, it's pretty easy to predict PETA will do something idiotic.)

Oregon's "Bunny Lady" who was under court order to stay away from rabbits has been arrested after police find bunnies hopping around her Tigard motel room. Stop thinking dirty things.

And finally, why is everyone so freaked out by the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park? They just wanna say, "HEYYYYYY!"