Usually, I don't have a huge desire to visit India. There's something about their music that makes me want to drive a Phillips screwdriver into my ear. That being said, there are certain Bollywood films that are indescribably wonderful, and here's one of them! It's the Bollywood version of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe as apparently performed during the day at maybe an office park cafeteria? And what is a young Ron Jeremy doing there? I don't know, I don't care, I just wanna watch this over and over again until I die. I HAVE THE POWER!!

Hat tips to Topless Robot!