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Aug 7, 2009 at 10:50 am
Jessica Simpson! Look Out Behind You! No… Not that Guy… THE OTHER GUY!!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
NO!! NOT THE GUY WITH THE CREEPY CHESHIRE CAT SMILE!!
THE CREEP DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU WHO HAS HIS HANDS…
Oh, forget it. She's dead.
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