What's the Perfect Sam Adams Birthday Gift?!

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Get him a box full of Integrity and Intelligence.
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A decal of Calvin pissing on a crying #3 for his truck.
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I thought truck balls would be good too, but they are too expensive. Note: the website I checked had the white balls as "flesh" colored. It turns out the manufacturers of BumperNuts aren't very "progressive."
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UPDATE: 24.95$ !!!

http://www.bumpernuts.com/Order%20Page.htm

You don't have to factor shipping into the $25, right?
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Shouldnt someone make sure he doesnt already have bumpernuts?

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Dancing Bare t-shirt, it has the neighborhood flavor and you could support a local business.
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Just give him the cash, so he has to report your gift of nonsequential, unmarked bills.
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A bottle of 18 year old scotch!!!!
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An ego reduction and honesty implants.
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Cab fare and breath mints, if you know what I'm sayin'.....
11
How about a vintage not aged more than 17 years?

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I have access to a copy of the Unzipped with Beau on the cover. It is signed "Happy Birthday Adam" You can forge an "s" on to it and make for ulta-LULZ.
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So far I think it HAS to be the bumpernuts, or the Dancing Bare t-shirt. Perhaps.
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I love he Dunce Cap!! Oh that's a birthday hat, my bad.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oecTa3hF9KY
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A few sixers of Sam Adams beer. I'm *positive* he's never gotten that before.
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What about those dayglo plastic things you put on your bike spokes that slide up and down as you ride and make neat clicky noises. Do they still make those?
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Whatever you get him, make sure it has a Beau on it. OH, HELL YES!
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Chock full o'Nuts

Something personalized from Sausage-Stuffer.com?
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A can of Anti Monkey Butt Powder of course! http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/