Unlike me, you have more money than you know what to do with. And since you don't know what to do with your money, allow me to make the following suggestion: Buy the complete series of Full House on DVD for the low, low price of only $78.99 (normally $169.98)! Eight seasons! 192 episodes! THE FREAKING OLSEN TWINS, MAN!!! But hurry, this deal is for today only!! Did I mention the FREAKING OLSEN TWINS??
Wait… you're still not convinced? Then watch the following video aptly entitled "Full House Fun Moments." If you aren't buying the complete series by the time Danny and Joey dress up as women, then I only have three words for you: "CUT… IT… OUT!"