What do you do when people assume you share their religious beliefs, but you don't? Lots of people layin' down the Jeez lately!

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but when a Christian approaches me, I show them this picture:


Then I ask them this question: "What kind of God wouldn't give his son a cowboy hat?"

(Thank yew! Thank yew! I'll be here all week… in QUESTIONLAND!)