I compiled everything you need to know right now about Portland fashion on MOD, which took me seriously like 2,000% longer than it will take for you to read it, so check it out if you want to hear which local designer got a grant to execute her new collection from the U.S. Department of Agriculture, the line-ups of several upcoming major fashion events, two of which are international, plus sales and opportunities to break out onto the scene.

And I'm not just throwing this up here because it's a beautiful girl in underthings whose stance on sandwich consumption neither you nor I know a goddamn thing about. I want your opinion: Is this too much bra?