Why do you sit at the bar when you don't want to talk to anyone?

A verrrrry interesting convo is going on regarding this question that involves a) those that like to drink in bars and do not wish to be disturbed, and b) those that don't give a shit about "a" and force the person to converse anyway. Chime in with your (asked for!) opinion in QUESTIONLAND!! (Where, if you're going to sit there alone? Bring a book.)

Dont talk to me, or Ill eye-stab you.
  • "Don't talk to me, or I'll eye-stab you."