Our Food Editor Keeping His Usual Low Profile

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Is that his purse, too?
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Is that why PAC was wearing a gorilla mask in that group photo?
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Who needs to see his face? If he wears those wellies out and about every restaurateur in Portland will know him.
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Which causes me no end of anguish, sgp. If only I weren't the only person in the greater Portland-Metro region who owns a pair of these boots... Anyone want me to buy them a pair?

And yes, Amos, that is my purse. But I prefer it to be called a "man bag," OR a "man satchel," OR "a metaphor for my enormous baggy testicles."

Oh, great! now I'll never be able to wear my testicles out to a restaurant either! Damn. This day is turning out to be total shit.
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They should call that look, "The Portland-metro-shithead-full-of-himself."
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Or, you could skip the veiled reference, JFC, and call the look, "Patrick-Alan-Coleman-is-an-enormous-asshole." I'm totally cool with that.
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Tell them about the Badger on a Raft, PAC. Tell them.
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That must be the bag Pattie keeps his dog-eared thesaurus in.
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"No, don't shoot my pixelated old nintendo legs! People will RECOGNIZE me when I go into their restaurants!"
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You know, there aren't that many green boots in this city anyways. It isn't good enough to pixelate them, you need to clip them out completely.
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They don't call him Patrick "Old Nintendo Legs" Alan Coleman for nothing. They call him that for his old nintedo legs.
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I believe what's more important here is not my old Nintendo legs, my boots, my testicles, my propensity for dressing like a self-important asshole, or how often I use a Thesaurus (which is a lot. Wait! I mean... an appreciable amount). It's that this post has received more comments than those on unemployment, Carrie Prejean, and Daniel Baldwin.

Admittedly, I helped.
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Well to be fair though, that's essentially the one issue broken up into three blog posts.