After two hours of watching Spike TV's 2009 Video Game Awards, I've come to three important conclusions:

First, Pizzicato makes a scrumptious Caesar salad. Until a moment ago, I had no idea I still used words like "scrumptious," but there you go.

Second, there is exactly one reason to have sat through the entirety of the VGAs ceremony.

Third, that one reason is completely negated if you have access to Youtube: