DRONE HACKING!!! Iraqi insurgents have reportedly used $26 off-the-shelf software to hack into the U.S. military's unmanned Predator drones and obtain live video feeds.

AXELROD: LEFT 'INSANE' TO SINK HEALTH BILL!!! Evidently the senate didn't consider the party's "base" before ripping the guts out of the bill.

US MULLS $100BILLION CLIMATE CHANGE FUND!!! Great word, "mulls." It means "is never actually going to do it."

SENATE MULLS HEALTH REFORM!!! Just "one vote away..."

MADGE WASHES THE DISHES!!! Ma è soltanto una pubblicità per Dolce & Gabbana.

SANTA'S TOO FAT!!! Say those rude Australians. Next thing they'll be telling us he's only dressed in red because of an advert for Coca Cola.

PRINCE CHARLES: MEDDLING OLD BASTARD!!! The heir to the throne has been firing off letters to British ministers about climate change. That's a no-no for the supposedly neutral monarchy.

TONY BLAIR KEEPING HIS MONEY SECRET!!! The Guardian crowd-sources the mystery out to accountants, who finally solve it.

QUEEN TAKES THE TRAIN!!! Instead of driving East to her Norfolk estate for Christmas.

DOUCHE OF THE DECADE!!! Surprisingly, "Bill O'Reilly is winning."

Good day.