Need a job? Chances are decent that you do, and for once the golden doors of paid employment have opened to squeak one lucky applicant through. The position is on our all-important advertising sales team, and entails:

Job Description: Prospect new leads, contact potential clients through cold calls and drop-ins, develop relationships with business owners/managers, and educate businesses on all aspects of print and web advertising in the Mercury including choices, expectations, frequency, reaching a targeted demo, development of an effective ad campaign, and gauging the response and continued satisfaction of the client.

Experience: 1+ year in print advertising sales or related sales field. Fearless drive to succeed combined with excellent communication skills. Web advertising knowledge a plus, but not required.

Compensation: Base salary and benefits to start, plus commission and bonuses. A vehicle is required for this position.
Still interested? Send resume to: Rob Thompson. PLEASE INCLUDE a cover letter that "sells" you as the right person for the job.

Also, all prospective employees will need to be vetted by Olive the Office Pug.

The head of our HR Department will see you now.