THE LATE LATE SHOW—While Leno, Letterman, and Conan have gotten all the attention, Scotsman-turned-American comedian and writer Craig Ferguson has been quietly cranking out some of the funniest and wittiest comedy the wee hours have to offer. EH
Aladdin Theater, 3017 SE Milwaukie, 7 pm, $47.50-50

FERTILE GROUND—The Fertile Ground festival showcases the bleeding edge of new theatrical work being developed in Portland (live adaptation of Road House, anyone?). Tonight's program of original dance promises a collaboration between Tere Mathern Dance and Minh Tran & Company, performed in the round and, occasionally, in the buff. AH
Miller Hall, World Forestry Center, 4033 SW Canyon, 2 pm, $26

Rust never sleeps. My, What a Busy Week!