Look. I don't care if this is fakier than Fakie McFakerson's mockumentary about Big Foot's sham marriage to the Loch Ness Monster. It's still more adorable than Adora McAdorableson and her pile of kittens and bunnies licking cotton candy.

Ladies and gentlemen, an "elementary school production of Scarface."

Hats off to Filmdrunk.