The world where Paul Verheoven—director of Showgirls, Total Recall, Starship Troopers, RoboCop, and more—is a respected Biblical scholar is the same world in which "Hilary Duff" is a related search on YouTube for "Basic Instinct Trailer." So let's get you geared up for tonight's Paul Verhoeven reading at Powell's, shall we? A reminder of the (NSFW) genius that is Paul Verhoeven, after the jump!