For those that think that Seattle is the most boring place on the planet (I should know, I lived there for ten boring years—kidding, the first eight were okay, then it got SUPER boring), check out this highly unusual grocery list found in a parking lot there. Now I'm not saying I want to move back... however, maybe we can convince Walter to move here? He seems to have everything we need.

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Waitasecond... what exactly are you going to do with an "XL cucumber," Mr. Smiley Face??
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