Conservative commentators are trying their damndest to insinuate that Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is gay. How? Because, guys… SHE PLAYS SOFTBALL! I mean, duh! Softball? Gay? Softball = gay? Softball is the same thing as gay? PUT IT TOGETHER, ALREADY.
(By the way, the Mercury Softball Team won our first game of the season against Red Flag last Sunday. Both teams are gay.)