Officials say the top kill effort on BP's gushing oil well appears to be working. Maybe. We'll know later. Meanwhile, BP has redirected its live video cams to show a bolt and some bubbles. Thanks! Scientists say the leak was two to five times larger than BP's pathetic estimate of 5,000 barrels a day.

Meanwhile meteorologists are calling for a fierce hurricane season. The Gulf is going to be one giant vinaigrette.

Apple haz mor moniez than Microsoft.

North Korea hikes its beige pants further up and suspends its Naval hotline with the south.

Meanwhile the US pleads with China to come play in its half of the sandbox away from North Korea, who is mean.

Facebook on privacy changes: YA HAPPY NOW???? HUH??? CRYBABIES??? Yes, thank you, say security advocates.

Timmy "Moneybags" Geithner signals transatlantic accord on financial controls. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.

Quit tanning, you crispy crackers.