With last month’s story about a local chef starting a drunken fistfight over the provenance of a pig, it’s refreshing to know that even major players in America’s food scene have a tendency to behave badly on occasion. That being said, the following video starring The King, Ronald, The Colonel, and Jack is decidedly not safe for your workplace, though it’s compulsory in mine. Lucky me.

Great, now I'm hungry for a Double Down and a couple rails... Again.