All week long, the Mercury is celebrating 10 years of failed columns (that space on the One Day at a Time page where we try every week to obtain a column that will generate the same popularity as Night Cabbie, but for whatever reason fails every time). Today we look at a classic from August 12, 2004 entitled "Stuff for Your Muff by Hilary Duff." I can't remember exactly why this one failed... I seem to remember there being some lawsuit attached, though. WHATEVER! I'm sure if we keep trying, we'll be successful one day. Right? Right? Right.