When I had the pleasure and honor of reviewing internet meme/gross-out film The Human Centipede a few months ago I remember thinking, "This will make a great video game." I also remember thinking, "If I close my eyes and plug my ears the bad man onscreen can't graft my ass to someone's mouth." Turns out I was right on both counts! Here I am today ungrafted and playing this certifiably fun (more fun than the movie, even) old school video game adaptation. It's like the original Centipede but with more humiliation!