Below is the teaser for Sucker Punch, the latest from Zack Snyder, the world's best music video director. It looks like what'd happen if Casshern had sex with Sky Captain and all three of Charlie's angels and then they got in a fight with Reign of Fire—in other words, like something that could either be fucking awful or like something that I would love, provided I got really stoned before the press screening. Eh, whatever. At least there don't appear to be any adorable baby owls* in it. So far.

*There's nothing wrong with dreams. Just in case you were wondering.