Bully's Comics has a great collection of excerpts from the Indian James Bond comic books. They're almost complete gibberish. But after all, it's not like the Bond films are paragons of narrative coherence.
Still, I'd really like to know what "Super-dupers whonever-reveal themselves at theworst!" means.

Check out more at Bully's. And if you're craving more sexy spy adventure stories, the James Bond-esque OSS 117: Back in Rio is playing today and tomorrow at the Hollywood. It's worth seeing for diehard Bond fans, probably not so much for everyone else.

via io9