Did you know that Dan Aykroyd has a few opinions about aliens? Nothing special, just your run-of-the-mill opinion that space aliens hate earth because of 9/11—I guess that means he doesn't support construction of that alien landing strip at Ground Zero that is parading as a mosque—and that these extra terrestrials should be arrested by the FBI.

Sure, why not?

But the former Dr. Raymond Stantz has taken time away from shaking his fist at the stars to pitch his own brand of delicious booze, Crystal Head Vodka. The vodka is supposedly pretty good (at $50 per bottle it's a bit out of my range) and it comes in a freaking skull-shaped container, which makes everything taste better. Despite what Indy says.

Now you can probe Aykroyd about vodka and aliens when he comes to Stateline Liquor (1109 N Jantzen Dr) in Jantzen Beach on Monday September 27 from 3-5pm for a "bottle signing." Bottles only? Does that mean he won't sign my box of Hi-C Ecto Cooler? But it has Slimer on the cover. He loves that guy!