Okay, sure, I admittedly don't have a lot of interest in Mechanix Illustrated. I've never been very mechanically inclined. But that doesn't make me "a sissy," does it? My dad was super mechanically inclined so I'm pretty sure he read this magazine, or the grown up version of it. He never let me help him work on the car or anything because he knew I wasn't very good at it, and he was wildly impatient. But on the other hand I'm pretty sure he thought I was a sissy, too. So maybe Captain Marvel is right? Maybe I am a sissy?

So, whatever. But don't forget, "Captain": You're the one wearing a floral side-cape.