Guys! Halloween! Just around the corner! And this year I've decided to "out-creep" myself by purchasing a vintage child's Halloween costume, and wearing it on top of my grown-up nude body. Then I will hide behind a dumpster in an alley. Until YOU come along.
Here are my top five picks (plus a bonus).
- "Donny Osmond"
Hit the jump for more horrifying choices. IF YOU DARE.
To repeat: Me. Nude. Wearing one of these. Hiding behind a dumpster. Waiting. For you.
- "Bugs Bunny"
- "Flipper" and "Rubik's Cube": Tied for second.
- "Mustache Guy from the Village People"
- "V.I.C.I. from Small Wonder"
WHICH DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CHOOSE TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH?