Lourdes, who wisely opts to go by "Lola" is now 13 going on 14, and blogging in support of her '80s fashion line, Material Girl. The title of the blog is "Lola's Summer Livin'" and her last post (she managed to squeeze out four altogether) was in August, so she sadly may be off the hook now, which is a shame, because she's got quite the flair for it.

On colors: "My favvvv color is black (just because it goes with everything) and my least favorite color is brown (because it resembles the color of something QUITE gross)."

On footwear: "OK but no joke gladiator sandals are OUT. They came out in summer 2008 and I was like, ok those are really cute. Then 2009 comes around and people are still wearing them so I’m like, ok whatever it’s just a phase. BUT NOOOOO. Because good old 2010 is now coming along and people are STILL wearing them, and then I was just like OK NO! It’s been three years people COME ON!!!!!!!!! I’m just like what????"

On boys: "I saw this guy on the street the other day and he was so cool and he was so beautiful too, he was dressed like the lead singer from Guns’n’Roses. Whatsa bobbie I forgot his name. I took a pic of him☺Speaking of boys, um my brother went to Camden market to go buy shoes or something and came back with a GAS MASK and handcuffs. DON’T ASK."

On festivals: "All full of hippies and we stayed up really late and had like 14 crepes each and slept in small, highly flammable tents. It was good and all but don’t even get me started on those outhouses. There was NO TOILET PAPER in any of them, I’m not even kidding."