So TLC—famous for such educational shows as 19 Kids and Counting, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, etc.) debuted their newest freak show last night entitled Sister Wives. It's a reality show about a Utah man who has three—going on four—wives, and thirteen kids. (BLAM! That was the sound of me imagining myself in this situation and blowing my head off.) In the polygamists favor, they seem happy enough—but maybe too happy, y'know? They're trying so hard to convince us they're happy and normal, they forget that when you're married the norm is to be miserable. That means to be "normal," they should be multiplying that misery times three. If you ask me. BLAM!