Lately people have been asking me, "PAC, what was it like working at the Mercury for the last couple years?"

You know, it's funny, when I first started I thought every day would be a drunken party packed with pranks and shenanigans. The fact is, having Wm. Steven Humphrey snort a line of cocaine off your ass is not quite as fun as he might suggest.

I think my years at the paper are best illustrated by this classic YouTube clip from 2007:

I know how you feel, Skelegoat. I know how you feel.