What happens when a guy who dresses up like Elmo for kids parties goes off the grid? He gets ATTACKED by a customer in a guitar store, and is forced to open up a can of ELMO WHUP-ASS. Please watch the following heeeeee-larious news report, which aptly demonstrates that when all you Elmo haters fuck with Elmo? ELMO WILL FUCK YOU BACK.

Via and Bonus!