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Sep 29, 2010 at 10:24 am
Okay, I Was Wrong: Justin Bieber Actually a 51-Year-Old Pedophile
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Crap.
The Onion
has the full report. Crap.
Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile
Well... whatever. I'm still buying
the bedroom set.
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