Jessica Alba's nude scene in Machete was CGI! FUCKING CGI, GUYS! She was wearing granny panties (and granny bra) the entire time! BOOOOOO!! BOOOOO!!! (Full story here.) BOOOOOO!!!!!

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That calls for a poll!
JESSICA ALBA FAKING NUDE SCENES WITH CGI WHILE ACTUALLY WEARING GRANNY BRA AND PANTIES:

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