Presumably this higher-up is making less than minimum wage and is forced to commute from a developing country with no breaks, benefits, or water:

Dear giant group of sniveling, entitled babies I am responsible for managing: I am so FUCKING OVER being your boss/mommy/top. Can I tell you something, you stupid cluster of privileged white assholes? You work in a fucking locally-owned business, working for WAY above the minimum wage, and you get breaks, benefits, and plentiful water, UNLIKE the third-world people who make the merchandise that you are responsible for selling at a 300-700% margin. Hate to break it to you, but you are NEVER going to be a successful actor/designer/model/filmmaker/author... accept your blue-collar status, stop talking about your FUCKING WHINEY BABY PROBLEMS (I DON’T CARE), go look up the phrase “work ethic”, and shave that FUCKING BEARD off, you look like a giant chode. Love, Your Manager

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