Jennifer Keenan of Planned Parenthood has a team of writers working for her. She came up after Jefferson Smith and ripped off a roll call of shouts against Chris Dudley, firing up the crowd before John Kitzhaber and POTUS clamber on stage. Sharp or cheesy? Or sharp cheese? You be the judge.
"Do you believe in protecting a woman's right to choose?"
"I believe Oregon schools need funding more than rich people need tax breaks."
"If you want to debate taxes, you should start paying them."
"I believe waitresses are not overpaid."
"No matter what Chris Dudley says, global warming is happening and we need to do something about it."
Keenan called them all Oregon values, and then said, "They're values John Kitzhaber doesn't need talking points to defend."
Sarah pokes at another one on Twitter: "We're getting outspent 2:1 by Chris Dudley. But no amount of money can buy the truth." Ugh, sugar rush.
