A while back it was announced that Francine Pascal was working on an update to Sweet Valley High—Jessica and Elizabeth, ten years later. Welp, there's the unenlightening cover! My working theory about the update is that Elizabeth grows up to become a YA author... who creates a popular series about two perfect size-6 twins. I just blew your mind, I bet. (Okay... here's an interview with Pascal which gives some actual info.)

h/t to Becky, image via People