I'll be straight with you guys: My review of Fallout: New Vegas is running at least a day behind schedule. It should be appearing literally any damn minute now, but ... well, let's just say things got a little personal. You'll see.

To apologize, I bring you a trailer for the increasingly awesome looking Mortal Kombat 9. This one is centered on everyone's favorite gaudy yellow ninja. Did you know Scorpion was more than stabby whips and memento mori facials? This trailer brings everyone up to speed, nearly steals stylistic cues from Street Fighter IV, and shows off even more of MK9's Lieberman-enraging violence.