Headlines and viral videos this week taught us a few things we didn't know about our own health and safety.

For instance, did you know you can travel by air absolutely free if you're willing to simply risk hypothermia and the occasional 5,000 foot free fall? Well, it turns out stowing yourself away inside the landing gear bay of commuter planes is survivable! Usually.

Also, did you know that the new health care overhaul might be paying for your birth control next year? FINALLY. Somebody has the guts to call out America's real enemy: babies.

And now, a few health decisions I wouldn't advise...

Via poeTV.

Great parenting. Thus, it's inevitable this little guy will grow up, develop an embarrassing mustache, smoke pot, and do this sort of thing...

Via poeTV.