In this video, Christians use "logic"—warped, idiot logic, but logic all the same—to try to convince us that homosexuals should never get married. Low point: the soul-patched hipster douchebag whose face I want to punch off. High point: Sexy Christians and their strange ability to shrink like the Atom from the old DC comics. Man, if I could get super powers like that? I'd totally reconsider my atheism.