The state of the media and magazines in particular is in shambles, OBVIOUSLY. However, I'm thrilled to learn about a new magazine that caters to my specific interest, Pole Spin: The International Pole Dance Fitness & Lifestyle Magazine. For far too long, the exercising community has ignored the physiological benefits of picking up Polish people and spinning them over your head, and... HA! HA! HAAA!!! JUST KIDDING. I spin Polish people on my penis. Here's the magazine!


Best of luck, Pole Spin! (Though you might have a hard time selling your magazine in Portland—there isn't much of a pole dancing community here.)