HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART I Eeeeeee! EEEEEEEE! It's so good you guys!!!!

127 HOURS Somehow I tricked Danny Boyle—one of my favorite directors, and the dude behind Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, Sunshine, Slumdog Millionaire, etc.—into talking to me about his new film. Props to Boyle for ignoring my first "question," which was, "Eeeeeee! EEEEEEEE! The new Harry Potter's so good you guys!!!!"

THE NEXT THREE DAYS Pros: Russell Crowe. Cons: Paul Haggis. Och!

CARLOS Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz—*hic!*—zzzzzzzzz....

THE GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNET'S NEST The final film based off of the Millennium Trilogy by Stieg Larsson (AKA, "The Swedish J.K. Rowling"). Magical!

THE LAW Ned and Gina Lollobrigida, sittin' in a tree....

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