So much for my dream of drinking hot mulled MAX on the MAX this Thanksgiving!
The Oregon ban strikes the Loko from the shelves about a month before Four Loko will be decaffeinated in advance of a federal crackdown. The OLCC determined that the seven products it has banned are considered "'adulterated' products by the FDA because they contain the 'unsafe food additive' of caffeine." Caffeine is an unsafe food additive? That calls for a poll!
Should Oregon Have Banned Four Loko?