WHOOPEE! It's time once again to empty out those pockets for a great cause. It's the Mercury Online Charity Auction, and it's LIVE. Like, NOW!

In case you've forgotten, here's how it works:
CLICK HERE to bone up on all the majorly awesome gift packages that would be perfect for you or a loved one.
• Say to yourself, "Dude. I'm totes gonna bid on that." Click the "Bid Now!" button which will take you to that item's eBay page.
• Say to yourself, "Yay, I'm awesome because my money (and all the proceeds from the Mercury Online Charity Auction) will be going to Raphael House, to support the survivors of domestic violence in Oregon!"
• Then say to yourself, "Oh crap. I need to check back often because someone might outbid me. NOBODY OUTBIDS ME!! NOBODY!!!"
• Keep bidding and bidding and bidding until 4 pm on Friday, December 10th Saturday, December 11 at noon when the Mercury Online Charity Auction ends! And don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to pick up that gift before the Xmas rush!

So what are you waiting for! GO NOW! Go now and start bidding in the funnest auction ever, The Mercury Online Charity Auction! RAH!!!