I don't know, guys! I'm thinking I'm NOT going to hire Lil' Andrew of internet's The Andrew Show to write film reviews for the Mercury. First of all, he makes WAY too big of a deal about being white. Secondly, he has a really weird pseudo-British accent/speech defect that creeps me out. Thirdly, while he's reviewing the movie Marmaduke, he makes an off-kilter correlation between the dog park and white-only lands, and... I'm sorry, but I just can't get behind that. But I gotta tell ya! For a lil' racist? His theme song is downright jaunty!

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