As you already know, Mercury film critic Erik Henriksen hates everything. He's a gloomy, Grumpy Gus who is quick to pull out his pooh-pooh gun when anyone else reveals they are enthusiastic about anything. For example: Justin Bieber? POOH-POOHED. Twilight? POOH-POOHED. The Walking Dead? POOH-POOHED. In fact, he recently wrote a lengthy blog post about The Walking Dead, in which he verbally destroys the show that brings so many us so much joy.

After learning the following news courtesy of Socyberty, I am now confidently and happily on "TEAM HENRIKSEN."

Representatives for actor Charlie Sheen confirmed he will in fact be playing a zombie in one of the earlier episodes of season two of the wildly successful AMC series The Walking Dead. Sheen apparently told his publicist what a fan he was of the show recently, and the publicist, who also represents Walking Dead actor Jeffrey DeMunn, contacted one of the show’s producers and inquired if they were interested in allowing Sheen to be an extra on the film, playing the part of a zombie. The producer, himself a big fan of Sheen’s show Two and a Half Men, said “Absolutely!”

Dear Walking Dead producer: FUCK... YOU.
Dear Erik Henriksen: FUCK YOU, TOO. (That's for POOH-POOHING my new ABBA Singbox.)

UPDATE! This rumor has been officially debunked. YAY! (In a related story, I'm back to being off "Team Henriksen.")