Happy Friday! Here's a Christmas single that hit number one in the UK, a place where that kind of thing can happen. It is called "There's No One Quite Like Grandma" and it is as sweet as a treacle tart. It's sad to look into the faces of St. Winifred's School Choir today knowing how sudden fame would drive them all into the arms of cocaine abuse and increasingly dangerous sex-play but try not to think of that now. Try to think about Grandma.