Every day until the end of the year, I'm remembering the fuckiest things I blogged about during 2010. Today we look at a fairly embarrassing little episode which everyone in Portland was only too happy to forget. Vegan restaurant/coffee shop Red & Black Cafe kicked Portland police officer James Crooker out of their place because he was allegedly making its customers feel "uncomfortable." Yeesh. Not our finest moment—but maybe it will provide some fodder for Portlandia, so they won't have to keep making the same tired, Andy Rooney-esque joke about PDX girls who wear glasses, or wear birds on their clothes.