That's because you haven't seen this picture yet. (Taken from NWWRF's recent promotional email.)

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A picture of a dreadlocked white guy inside a geodesic dome says more than words ever could.

This year's fest takes place August 12-14 in a place called Marcola, Oregon, and tickets can be purchased here.

End Hits: Is that a Tostitos shirt he's wearing?