LEDA—Playwright Kimberly Rosenstock's 99 Ways to Fuck a Swan was the talk of the 2009 JAW playwriting fest. Now Rosenstock's tale of historical romance, obsession, and fowl boning gets a full production from one of Portland's best companies, Theatre Vertigo. AH
Theater! Theatre!, 3430 SE Belmont, Thurs-Sat 8 pm, through Feb 12, $15,

DREAM OF THE '90s—Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein's Portlandia won't air on IFC until January 21—but you can catch the premiere tonight! Proceeds benefit Film Action Oregon and Oregon Humane Society, and there'll also be an auction, Rogue Brewery's "Portlandia" beer, and an afterparty with music from Colin Meloy and more. Sounds like a great party—so, uh, here's hoping Portlandia doesn't suck. EH
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 & 10 pm, $15; afterparty w/Eric Earley, Pancake Breakfast, DJ Nightschool, DJ Whitney at @Large Films, 807 NE Couch, 9 pm, $10

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