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Jan 21, 2011 at 10:14 am
The Best McDonalds Idea Ever...
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...HAVING THEIR EMPLOYEES DRESS UP LIKE RONALD McDONALD!!!
"Look, I don't have time for your fucking bullshit, pal. Do you want fries with that or not?"
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