Alison's got the day off, so she asked me to take care of today's "Comment of the Week" post!

As I understand it, Alison's dorky little award is intended to highlight the absolute worst comment from Blogtown's previous week, so as to educate other Blogtown commenters how not to comment. This week's "winner" was easy to choose, as it marked the return of former Mercury food columnist Patrick Alan Coleman—who somehow found the time, between preparing for the birth of his first child and "working" at the "real job" he left the Mercury for, to chime in on Steve's post about American Apparel's new ads, which feature pencil sketches of naked chicks. Take it away, Patrick!


Oh, for fuck's sake. Congrats, I guess? Here's your dumb .gif, Patrick. Everyone else: Learn from Patrick's example.